10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT