10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?