10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Fold and live to fold again
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez