10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "No river, no fish."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.