10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• It's Free To Fold...
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---