10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker is for loners.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)