10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"