10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.