10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "No river, no fish."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.