10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier