10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."