10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson