10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water