10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.