10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.