10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm