10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo