10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.