10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth