10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.