10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear