10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"