10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."