10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.