10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim