10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "No river, no fish."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."