10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is