10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.