10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack