10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.