10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.