10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.