10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."