10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- It's Free To Fold...
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers