10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!