10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio