10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth