10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)