10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway