10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers