10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."