10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.