10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• It's Free To Fold...
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is