10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.