10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."