10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."