10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"