10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake