10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow