10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"